Tallmadge residents beware according to your mayor.
There is trouble in Tallmadge City, it starts with "P" and that rhymes with "T" and that means trouble. Yep , tallmadge has been cursed, there are pool tables, and pool playing going on, right under your eyes. Pool will poison your water, pollute your brain, curve your spines, and even raise your taxes.
Grow up Mr. Mayor, pool has been around longer then you have , it is a decent game and it won't harm your citizens. Politicians have done far more harm to our cities, states, and country, than a game of pool.

Lou, "Ohio's Stick-man"